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Sometimes

by Michael Kane

Sometimes when I walk down the stairs to the subway, I take my keys off of my belt, as if they'll get me through the turnstile.  What I really need to do is take out my wallet where I keep my Metrocard.  I've done this many, many times.

But today's the first day I took out my wallet to get into my apartment.

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"I love that. The other day, I opened the refrigerator door in an attempt to answer my phone- equally as frustrating I'm sure. While it explains the extra few pounds I've picked up, I can't seem to make the logical connection."

by Shelley Wooten 

"HAHA!!! That just made me laugh out loud, Shelley. Are you in DC yet?"

by Michael Kane